Congratulations. You won. If you don’t believe me, ask Col. Bill O’Reilly. On Dec. 15, “Mr. We’ll Do It Live” declared the “War on Christmas” have been won by “the good guys.”
The good guys, I guess are the people who care more about the marketing of Christmas than the actual holiday. And even if that’s your top priority for Christmas, how the hell were you ever going to lose that war? Christmas decorations start going up before your kid brings home the pounds of candy he or she collected while trick-or-treating. Poor thanksgiving. Nobody puts up thanksgiving decorations aside from a few poorly drawn tracings of kids’ hands on construction paper.
It’s a two month long celebration. But yeah, there’s totally a threat on this holiday. This is definitely a war.