The thought of losing a hypothetical election to the current president getting under your skin? Can’t compete with the internet’s heart warming tributes to Carrie Fisher? How are you ever going to get people to pay attention to you?
Oh I know.
Send out a tweet.
Not just any tweet. A tweet that tells everyone that you’re doing a good job. That will get their attention.
But what will really get their attention is if you ended that tweet with something extra, really extra.
I got it. Two words. “Thanks Donald.”
Yes! Thank yourself… in third person.